Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Work

The Onion

Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Work

WASHINGTON, DC— Dressed in a special suit-and-tie uniform, Bush entered the East Room at about 3:30 p.m. and greeted an enthusiastic crowd of staff members.


Sunday, September 03, 2006

Spacey Resemblence

28 years ago a rock group called E.L.O. (Electric Light Orchestra) had a double LP called "Out Of The Blue" which featured a cover painting of outer space, complete with a colorful circular spacecraft with E.L O.'s logo. Now Newsweek has a cover of outer space featuring the 8 planets with a similar color scheme (and the planets are circular like the spacecraft). Somewhere Jeff Lynne is smiling or is hiring a lawyer.